The Rule Is Never Draw A Penis Ever, Ever, Ever…

You may think drawing a diagram of a dongarama is innocent fun — just don’t do it at the office…

I guess some guys never learn. Recently management thought it would be a smart/cool/kitschy thing to put chalkboard paint on the large 20’x20’ wall in my office’s elevator lobby. It’s a creative place, so hey, could be neat I guess.

Except there’s a giant penis drawn it, that will be there forever.

Apparently some jackass saw the new chalkboard wall and thought it’d be funny to draw a 15” dong; I mean, of course, what else would a pushing 30 dude draw?

In any case, the bad thing is the paint hadn’t fully cured, though not wet to the touch, the erasable quality of the chalkboard paint hadn’t fully set in. They were able to erase the chalk, but the outline is now darker than the rest of the paint around it. Not noticeable enough to force someone to repaint, but definitely visible to walkers-by.

Now, I have no idea who did it, or if they’ll even get in trouble — honest mistake, with an important lesson, I get it — but there is a security camera, being the lobby and all.

You’ve heard think before you speak, I encourage you to think before you draw wieners as well.

Have a great weekend!

Andrew is the founder and editor of Primer. He's a graduate of American University and currently lives in Los Angeles. Read more about Primer on our About page.

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  • rader

    it was me, sorry dude ):

  • Andrew

    Haha YOUUU!!!!

  • Richard

    Oh my. By the way … did you see the Conan comedian last night? First of all – not good … AND he had a penis drawn on this stomach when he took his shirt off.

  • Paul

    There is an exception to this rule…

    I mean a life drawing in an art class is hardly convincing with a blank area for genitals… unless you’ve got a Ken doll as a model!

  • Steven

    Richard, that comic was hilarious on Conan!

  • Brooke

    Love this. too funny. If I might add…when men draw boobs, which of course, are the other thing that a pushing 30-dude seems to be interested in drawing in public places, they are usually beyond unrealistic and only prove that they have only touched real boobs in the dark, while intoxicated. So, ps. don’t draw boobs. Your understanding of what they look like is as delusional as is your understanding of the size of your penis. Just sayin’