580 breweries. Over 2,700 different beers. Heaven? Nope. It's the Great American Beer Festival.
GABF attracts 50,000 beer lovers to Denver each Fall. This year it takes place October 11-13th at the Colorado Convention Center. Hopefully you got a ticket because they sold out in a record 45 minutes. If not, then Craigslist is your best bet, but you may pay a pretty penny.
For those attending for the first time – there is a right way and a wrong way to attack GABF. Here are some tips to help you make the most out of your beer adventure.
Stay healthy. Stay upright.
Drink water. Lots and lots of water. The air in Denver is very dry and unless you want to have the worst hangover of your life, you'll need to stay hydrated.
Don't wait until you're at the festival either because at that point you'll be so busy drinking beer that you'll forget water even exists. Start drinking it at least a day ahead of time and ideally as soon as you arrive in Denver.
The same goes for food. Eat right before the festival to help soak up the booze. The food inside the festival stinks, so don't wait until you're inside to eat. There are plenty of great food options in the area.
This is a fine segue into the bathroom issue. There are bathrooms in the back of the festival hall. You can't miss them because there will be a line of 100 people hopping up and down. What these poor souls don't know is that there are literally hundreds of porta potties with no lines in the smokers area. Hold your breath and run in there. You're going to make quite a few bathroom trips.
Another survival tip is to pace yourself. Those sample pours really add up. Combine that with the effects of Denver's high altitude, and your night might end earlier than you intended. Instead of pounding through as many beers as possible, try to stop and appreciate what you're drinking. Here is how to do that…
Do your research ahead of time
2,700 beers is overwhelming. You're not going to try all of them, and even if you tried that wouldn't leave any time to enjoy them.
I went into my first GABF totally unprepared and regretted it. Go in with a game plan and you'll get more out of the experience. There are a couple of ways to go about deciding what to drink.
Try breweries from other areas
Beer (or craft beer at least) is largely a local product. We're limited in what we can try to what is distributed around us. GABF is the chance to try the stuff you can't normally get.
If you're in Oregon then try some Floridian beers, and vice-versa. Never tried a West Coast IPA that's actually from the West Coast? Here is your chance.
The festival floor is organized by region so it's easy to figure out where the breweries are from. Simply choose one and start going down the line.
You can further narrow down what you drink by choosing beers that have won awards at previous festivals. Let's face is – some beers are better than others, and by trying award winners you know you're getting something pretty damn good. Use this list to find out what beer or breweries have won awards at previous GABF competitions.
Try styles you haven't had
Another way to approach the festival is to focus on trying styles of beer you haven't had before. The Brewers Association now recognizes 140 different beer styles in their guidelines. There's no way you'll have access to all of them on a regular basis, so GABF is your chance to knock them out.
Hunt down the ones that are especially unusual. Sometimes there are only four or five breweries in the country making the style. Some odd styles you probably haven't tried:
- Wheat wine
- Belgian-style Red ale
- Belgian-style lambic
- English-style IPA
- German-style eisbock
- Berliner Weisse
- Baltic porter
As the event gets closer, the list of beers to be poured will be posted on the GABF website. To find one of the styles above, say lambics, hit CTRL-F on that page and search for “gose.” That should turn up some results, but only if the beer's name has “gose” in it.
The names often don't contain the style (and are completely ridiculous) so plan B is to use a website like Beer Advocate to find the names of gose beers, and then check to see if any will be poured.
The beer list is gold. Learn it, love it, live it.
Attend some of the events outside the festival
GABF isn't confined to the convention hall. It's city-wide. Think the beer drinking would end once you walked out of the festival? I've got good news for you…
The Denver Beer Fest is separate from GABF but takes place at the same time. From tap takeovers to burlesque & beer, the city is awash in beer events.
Need more ideas? The Rackhouse Pub is hosting a Colorado Rare Beer tasting. And you can't go to Denver without checking out the legendary Falling Rock Taphouse which has a new beer event almost every hour during GABF.
If you somehow still have time to spare, and are still walking, there are dozens of breweries in the area you can visit.
Use public transportation
If you're staying in downtown Denver, then you can walk to most places, but with a belly full of beer even 2 blocks can feel like a marathon so take advantage of the pedicabs (bike taxi) and the free mall ride.
If you're outside of downtown, there is a great bus and lightrail system. The lightrail in particular is a great way to travel because it will drop you off at the doorstep to the festival. Smart travelers can save a few bucks by choosing a hotel outside of downtown but near the lightrail line.
Enjoy the festival. I'd love to bump into some Primer readers for a cheers.