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The Costume: Dexter Morgan

Whether you refer to yourself as The Dark Defender, Kyle Butler, or that guy that does the voiceover in the Dodge commercials is up to you. When you start feeling a buzz, you may consider discussing with other party-goers the morality of your costume character’s life decisions: Is it truly justice? Does a serial-killer-killing serial killer have a place in society? Can one man be judge, jury, and executioner? But again, that’s up to you. Or you could just use your expertise as a blood splatter analyst to comment on the accuracy of the fake blood on people’s costumes.

Be stealthy out there! Safe… I meant safe. Be safe out there, killers!

 

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Douglas Wagner is a writer, entrepreneur, and freelance marketing consultant based in Los Angeles with a passion for adventure, advertising, and alliteration. He is an avid supporter of "learn something new everyday" and "don't knock it 'til you try it."

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  • Rista

    Great costume idea, and super easy too!

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