In any group comprised of informed, opinionated young gents or ladies, the probability of finding yourself in the midst of a spirited discussion on current events is considerably high – especially as the night matures and the blood alcohol levels rise. There’s nothing more embarrassing then finding yourself in such a situation and being too informationally bankrupt to chip in your two cents or even follow along.
As a courtesy, we’ve rounded up a few topics to brush up on to avoid becoming a deer in the conversational headlights, as well as a few tips to spice up your talking points.
File under: Economy.
Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize winning economist and New York Times columnist, was on the cover of Newsweek at the end of this March. A vehement detractor of U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner’s “zombie ideas,” for fixing the economy, Krugman is the foremost wielder of the pejorative “lemon socialism,” though he may not have coined it. It just goes to show that the “liberal media ” isn’t as infatuated with Obama after all, in spite of what Fox News says (speaking of which, see below).
Get the edge. If anyone argues that Krugman is only stirring the pot for publicity, you may want to direct them towards his prescient comments in 2005, when he predicted a “rough ride ahead for the U.S. Economy” due to the housing bubble and trade deficit.
Dissident Voices on the Rise.
File under: News and Opinion.
While a leftist West Wing (and House and Senate) may hint towards doom for right-leaning pundits, it turns out that Fox News is doing even better than when we had a conservative commander-in-chief. Rush Limbaugh is also enjoying some extra clout, too, though it seems to have only encouraged everyone to throw him under the bus – that includes the left, the right and the top.
File under: Health.
Smokers fume over the biggest federal tax ever, galvanizing possibly the biggest nationwide cigarette run in history. And all for the love of health: for kids and, it seems, for some soon-to-be ex-smokers.
Get the edge. Bring up the sad fact that, although most people rushed to the store on March 31st, it was too darn late by that time.
News to Amuse.
These hodgepodge news of the weird bits may come in handy for filling lulls with “Hey, didja hears…”
- U.S. Secretary of State Hilary Clinton Channels Carrot Top with some Prop Comedy; Like Carrot Top, Fails to Amuse.
- John Mayer Loses Jennifer Aniston For Twittering Too Much.
- The British Primer Minister Gets Yet Another Disappointing Gift From the U.S. President.
- Obama Shoots Down a Suggestion From The Masses For Growing The Economy.
- The Salt of the Earth Now Marketing Salt of the Sea: Christian Salt.
- April Fools Mini-Roundup:
- Google’s all-blogging, all-YouTube-ing, AI: CADIE, purveyor of GMail’s new Autopilot feature.
- YouTube’s Upsidedown-ness (may no longer work after April 1st).
- The Conficker Worm scare (Y2K Redux, seemingly).
- The Guardian‘s transition to Twitter.
- The flight of the Hotelicopter.
Get the edge. Yawn. Say, “April Fool’s ain’t what it used to be” and cite the BBC’s Swiss Spaghetti Harvest spoof. You could discuss April Fool’s days origins, if you’d like, but you’ll probably lose everyone as soon as you utter the words “Gregorian calendar.”
So, there you have it. That should keep your mouth moving coherently for at least one night. But until next time, you may want to subscribe to some good news feeds and tune-in to some podcasts. Here are some starters: