Comments on: You Are What You Drink: 5 Women to Avoid at Starbucks

By: Megan McLachlan

Megan McLachlan — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 23:56:29 +0000

Regular coffee is probably the best—low maintenance. Ha!

By: JWS

JWS — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 10:16:24 +0000

What would a guy who just orders a tall or grande cup of just plain coffee be? I don’t go for all the foofiness with the steamed milk and such, but I do love the Pike Place Roast that The Big Green Expensive Coffee Place That’s EVERYWHERE serves.

By: J

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:50:03 +0000

Haha! I am completely guilty of ordering a bold coffee with a shot of espresso this past Saturday! What can I say, Halloween weekend around campus leaves some of us needing an extra kick in the ass for that 7:30 AM opening shift. Hope that cute barista didn’t think I was showing off…

By: Aghast

Aghast — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:42:28 +0000

I am a woman guilty of ordering #3 Solo Tall Americano, but I only order it one-third of the time I go there. The rest of the time, I order either a caffe mocha or a solo/doppio espresso. . Yep, I am bland and boring most of the time, plus on the prudish side.

Funny stuff.

By: Marie

Marie — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:11:31 +0000

What happens if you’re a woman who just brews her own coffee because she thinks Starbucks stinks? What then?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:18:37 +0000

Funny stuff. Well written.

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:18:58 +0000

Tall or Grande in a Venti Cup – makes no sense. It spills less easily. Nothing to do with false advertising. However, I do know this is tongue in cheek.

By: Kelli

Kelli — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:04:13 +0000

What if you get something that’s non or low fat, but has whipped cream because you don’t like the way things taste with whole milk?

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Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:06:42 +0000

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