Comments on: Oh Crap! An Emergency Guide to Your Girlfriend’s Toilet

By: Replacement Car Keys

Replacement Car Keys — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:53:53 +0000

Definitely have to run the shower, its the best way to do it!

By: LJ

LJ — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:37:07 +0000

If all else fails pick up that bid dude and chunk it out the window. No window? Wrap it in a towel and carry it outside and bury it before she catches you with it wrapped up in her favorite designer towel!

By: Frank Groll

Frank Groll — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:46:25 +0000

After running into that problem before. Now I make up an excuse to take a shower. Then I would go into the bathroom take care of business and proceed to take a shower. If I ran into any toilet problems I would run the shower to find time to fix the situation. When I solved the problem I would take a quick shower. The smells of the soap and shampoo hide odors well too.

By: Freedom

Freedom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:07:44 +0000

What happened to the good ol’ outhouse? This didn’t used to be an issue.

By: Deborah

Deborah — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:03:02 +0000

Thanks for this! It certainly helped me fix the toilet!

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By: Jared

Jared — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:11:35 +0000

Actually, a real man would just hold it till he got home or found a public toilet. There’s just no excuse for taking a casual dump at someone else’s apartment. Until you are at the point in your relationship where you both can rip a fart in front of each other and laugh about it, you best not think about fouling up her bathroom with your nasty fast food diet pooh smell. Women’s sense of smell is much stronger than men’s and even if you think it smells fine in there after you do it, she will know and not think too highly of you for it. Light a match….are you kidding??? You think the smell of rotten eggs (sulfur) is going to improve the situation? You just gotta tough it out soldier until you find a safe haven for dropping your bomb!

By: Rick Landers

Rick Landers — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:46:24 +0000

Finally, someone confirms that size really does matter! Very informative and drenched in good humor….way to go Jesse, although I don’t know why you didn’t just return to her aghast and blame HER for the “event.”

By: BC

BC — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:50:18 +0000

You guys are mistaken. Thats why you always hold on to old receipts. Hell I have enough “Macgyver paper” to get me through 2 or 3 emergencies at the moment.

By: greg

greg — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:58:09 +0000

Derrick, just wait til you move in w/ her and YOU are the one paying for the decerative hand towels.

By: jim

jim — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:56:45 +0000

fun read, keep them comin

By: Derrick

Derrick — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:55:18 +0000

PROBLEM: you run out of tp.
SOLUTION: decorative hand towels.